So that it’s clear what things piss me off, I compiled a list.  If I happen to be paying attention to the universe around me, these are some of the things that remind me why my disjointed world is far better.  Day dreamers and simplistic perfections are welcome at any time.

• Negativity. You are luckier than you think.
• Selfishness.
• People who do nothing but talk about themselves.
• Those who think it’s cool to fight. Guess what, you’re an idiotic loser.
• People who fish for compliments.  Grow up and ask questions directly.
• Insecure people over the age of 21. Honestly, stop thinking you deserve to be perfect. No one else is. You’ve been given what you were meant to have, deal with it.
• Anyone who takes life—or anything in their life—for granted.  Fools.
• People who don’t read, and never want to.
• When people speak in a voice not their own because they are insecure about what they’re saying.  You’re still saying it, moron.  If you’re uncomfortable about what you’re saying, perhaps there is a reason… make a change and organize your thoughts for once.
• Immaturity.  
• Poor grammar.
• Baby talk. Seriously, shut up. You sound ridiculous.
• Girls who use the word bitch to describe their closest friends. First of all, you couldn’t sound any trashier. Second, I would like to know why you think this is appropriate or in any way not repulsive. I’d like to remind you that someone along the lines of Paris Hilton started this asinine practice; if she is the person you’d like to be more like, well then, have at it.
• Obnoxious Frat boys. They just don’t ever get any better.
• Men who keep their tie on after work for no good reason. Don’t trust these people.
• Anyone who claims to be of a certain religion but follows none of the rules. You are a hypocrite and nothing infuriates me more than this blatant self-righteousness.
• The Mormon Cult. I do have to add though, that if at any time you would like to share with me this whimsical hat that deciphers dead languages I may change my ways.  You have no idea how much that magical absurdity would have helped me in college.
• Anyone who tries to ’save’ me at a bar. You’re kidding, right?
• People who don’t put their shopping cart in the shopping cart space. What’s the problem? Are you confused by the abundance of other shopping carts in this area? I know; Common sense can be confusing.
• People who don’t like cats.
• Guys who drink Bud Light.
• The lack of manners in todays society.
• People who make fun of other people based on their appearance. You’re going to hell.
• Anyone who claims Harry Potter is stupid, but have never even flipped a singe page. This shouldn’t bother me, I realize there are more important things in life, but it does and you suck.
• Anyone that voted for Bush. You should be held accountable for his stupidity, your stupidity, the lives lost because of him, a meaningless war and the price of gas.
• Guys who take longer to get ready that I do. You still amaze me.